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Crowning

The act of totally over-reacting to an otherwise harmless situation, instantly assigning blame and accusing innocent others with absolutely no information to back up your claim. Verbally abusing others in response to some small, unexpected, insignificant event that has nothing to do with you personally; A grown-ass man having a reaction to a minor incident comparable to that of a woman giving birth.
George whined for hours and began crowning because she was running late, when they weren't going anywhere anyway.

Ryan crowned when he only found one of a matching pair of socks.

He was crowning because he left his glasses at home and automatically assumed someone broke into his locked and alarmed car and stole said sunglasses.
by CraigyToThaLeroy September 2, 2016
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crowning moment

Wow, that was a crowning moment!
by Lizardo Moonboner October 10, 2017
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crowning

To skeet on top of your partner's head.
I saw this gay dood crowning his partner on his bald spot.

So this chick was giving me head when all of a sudden I pulled out and crowned the bitch.
by Kooie April 25, 2007
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crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.
Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.
by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014
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Clownin

Tig you clownin on god
by Young Bhoul April 2, 2019
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Clownniggaitis

A disease in which a man/woman/apache attack helicopter becomes a clown. This disease is not deadly, but is chronic and can last for the rest of your life, most common among 13-19 year olds.
Ramiro: "Did you see how Andrew invited the roundest couple on earth to Castles and Coochsters?"
Emily: "Yeah, he must have Clownniggaitis."
by ClownAssNibba May 30, 2019
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clownin

when you keep trying to be with someone that doesnt like you and you know they dont but you keep trying
by @dopied123 September 2, 2019
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