Canoe Feet

When somebody's shoes are that big, they resemble a pair of canoes.

That lad will have no trouble sailing down the manny with them canoe feet.

by Bushead March 31, 2015

Canoelessness

An absence or lack of canoes.

Now the water is just mocking me with its canoelessness!

by Universal Rhapsody October 18, 2015

Canoe Sock

1. Excessively large foreskin

2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.

His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.

by Srfnbtrfly May 14, 2020

Mohagany Canoe

When a frozen piece of feces is used as a dildo.

Hey did you give Sally anything to remember you by before your trip? Yea, as a matter of fact I gave her a Mohagany Canoe to keep her satisfied while I'm a way.

by roger dodger June 27, 2012

deep canoe

A large vagina, typically with a smaller than average clit.

I tried getting her off but she had a deep canoe.

by Drewdrums September 23, 2016

Boom Canoe

The act of one partner emitting flatulence of such menacing force, that the other partner's instrument is rocketed from the anus at a velocity that creates a comical popping noise similar to that of a cartoon bubble bursting.

"Hey man! Did you hear that Steph gave Kyle a Boom Canoe?"

"Yeah man the dirty bubble strikes again."

by Slam Pizza June 25, 2018

bail the canoe

when a woman takes a piss

Ann excuses herself to go bail the canoe every Thursday just before lunch.

by 2ibmdicks November 19, 2009