Brie

Usually associated as a soft cow's cheese.This day in age the term "Brie" is an effort to try and classify a fine piece of supermodel ass. They usually have a worldwide reputation and often a background in haute couture. Note: Brie's are completely off the charts of any numeral value that a number cannot compute,render or possibly scale a person of this magnitude. Computers usually have trouble computing "Bries" and blow up accordingly.

Dude Bro #1:Dude, you've been talking about her all day. Does she have a Facebook??? Is she a 10 or what???

Dude Bro #2: She's a Brie.

Dude Bro #1: What's her name? I'm on Facebook.

by OJ.DID.IT. September 7, 2012

Sweet Briar College

Sweet Briar is a small, all-women's liberal arts school that is about doing it all: playing a varsity sport, holding a leadership position in ten different clubs, having a boyfriend, having three campus jobs, and earning an amazing GPA, all while wearing pearls and a pink bow in your hair.

VMI and Hampden Sydney boys may date girls from Randolph Macon Women's College and Hollins but they marry Sweet Briar girls because, they're quality.

by Cat October 13, 2004

Briar

Briar is a term used in SouthWest Ohio similar to redneck with an exception, they graduated high school. A Briar is smarter than a redneck but only slightly. They drive Chevys, and Fords ONLY and sometimes a Dodge . Why? Well the answer's simple because it's "Amurican"(Am-er-i-can, with a dip in). Like rednecks they drink beer, hunt, and build shit. Except their beer isn't Budweiser, when they hunt they don't just use guns, they also use bows, and when they build shit it actually stays up. When they come across a problem they figure it out and fix it. They never take their cars in for an oil change or to get their tires rotated, because they do it themselves. Pretty much they get shit done. Briars don't wear camo they dress like normal everyday people so they're not easily identified. On rare nights when the moons just right, you might just see one on their porch as the light glistens off the can of beer as it meets their lips. They say worsh instead of wash, pop instead of soda, supper instead of dinner, and ol' lady instead of wife. Briars are often found to be a mommas boy.

That briar and his son built their shed, it would of looked better if they just bought one.

Did you see Joe's deck? That Briar made it out of spare wood.

I don't know how he fixed it but thanks to that briar it runs like a dream.

by ShotgunsNBeer January 8, 2015

Captain Briefcase

noun: a modern day superhero. on the surface he looks like a clean-shaven, well kept gentleman. but really.... he's the sole force against evil in this hostile world. he's 100% man, and 10% briefcase. his briefcase is composed out of the hides of baby manatees and the tail fin of a basking shark, which he killed with his icy gaze. no one is sure of the contents of the briefcase, but several have tried to find out; unfortunately they failed, resulting in horrible deaths. it is known that Captain Briefcase lives in a doorless house with no windows; he simply walks through the walls to get inside. the only contents of his house are a sharp razor, a change of basketball shorts, and small white t-shirts. this guy is so intense, he killed two stones with one briefcase.

taylor: goddam, psychology is sooooo boring!

mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.

marc: i cant even stay awake...

*Captain Briefcase enters the room*

taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!

*everyone is turned to stone*

by the storm drains May 18, 2009

Italian briefcase

A large paper shopping bag.

Smithers showed up for work carrying his office supplies in an Italian briefcase.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Puerto Rican Briefcase

The plastic bag, usually from a local grocery mart, that is used to carry you beers around in. This is usually due to the fact that you ahve placed all of your beers into your refridgertor, and have thrown away the box. When it comes time to take the beers with you to a party you put them into a Puerto Rican Briefcase.

Wow, you have four different kinds of beer in your Puerto Rican Briefcase. Cleaned out the fridge tonight eh?

by Corey Boisvert May 5, 2006

brere

Word combination of "brown" and "frere".

Josh is my best friend. He's my brere from a different mere!

Translation: Brother From Another Mother

by mcfatty September 29, 2012