OJ.DID.IT.'s definitions
Usually associated as a soft cow's cheese.This day in age the term "Brie" is an effort to try and classify a fine piece of supermodel ass. They usually have a worldwide reputation and often a background in haute couture. Note: Brie's are completely off the charts of any numeral value that a number cannot compute,render or possibly scale a person of this magnitude. Computers usually have trouble computing "Bries" and blow up accordingly.
Dude Bro #1:Dude, you've been talking about her all day. Does she have a Facebook??? Is she a 10 or what???
Dude Bro #2: She's a Brie.
Dude Bro #1: What's her name? I'm on Facebook.
Dude Bro #2: She's a Brie.
Dude Bro #1: What's her name? I'm on Facebook.
by OJ.DID.IT. September 7, 2012
Get the Briemug. The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.
Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.
Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.
Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.
Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
by OJ.DID.IT. September 8, 2012
Get the Zip Crotchmug.