2 definitions by OJ.DID.IT.
Usually associated as a soft cow's cheese.This day in age the term "Brie" is an effort to try and classify a fine piece of supermodel ass. They usually have a worldwide reputation and often a background in haute couture. Note: Brie's are completely off the charts of any numeral value that a number cannot compute,render or possibly scale a person of this magnitude. Computers usually have trouble computing "Bries" and blow up accordingly.
Dude Bro #1:Dude, you've been talking about her all day. Does she have a Facebook??? Is she a 10 or what???
Dude Bro #2: She's a Brie.
Dude Bro #1: What's her name? I'm on Facebook.
Dude Bro #2: She's a Brie.
Dude Bro #1: What's her name? I'm on Facebook.
by OJ.DID.IT. September 7, 2012
The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.
Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.
Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.
Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.
Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
by OJ.DID.IT. September 8, 2012