1 definition by ShotgunsNBeer
Briar is a term used in SouthWest Ohio similar to redneck with an exception, they graduated high school. A Briar is smarter than a redneck but only slightly. They drive Chevys, and Fords ONLY and sometimes a Dodge . Why? Well the answer's simple because it's "Amurican"(Am-er-i-can, with a dip in). Like rednecks they drink beer, hunt, and build shit. Except their beer isn't Budweiser, when they hunt they don't just use guns, they also use bows, and when they build shit it actually stays up. When they come across a problem they figure it out and fix it. They never take their cars in for an oil change or to get their tires rotated, because they do it themselves. Pretty much they get shit done. Briars don't wear camo they dress like normal everyday people so they're not easily identified. On rare nights when the moons just right, you might just see one on their porch as the light glistens off the can of beer as it meets their lips. They say worsh instead of wash, pop instead of soda, supper instead of dinner, and ol' lady instead of wife. Briars are often found to be a mommas boy.
That briar and his son built their shed, it would of looked better if they just bought one.
Did you see Joe's deck? That Briar made it out of spare wood.
I don't know how he fixed it but thanks to that briar it runs like a dream.
Did you see Joe's deck? That Briar made it out of spare wood.
I don't know how he fixed it but thanks to that briar it runs like a dream.
by ShotgunsNBeer January 8, 2015