Shanghai Bludgeon

After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.

Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.

by xx425prate December 7, 2006

low budget pictures

A hilarious movie company thing. Filled with hilarious sexual deaths, gore, comedy, and john stamos. Tons of fun at a party with a bunch of friends. The movies dont take much to follow, so watching these while drinking is essential.

movies inculede The filthy mcnasty trilogy, Mulva 1 and 2, scrotal vengence, and heather and puggly drop a duece.

by hank March 10, 2005

bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.

Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

by Alex111aaa March 28, 2009

budget

A person's ass (usually a female's).

Hey girl, come here and let me check your budget.

by blawck August 28, 2007

bludge

blunt sludge. BLUDGE. a brown liquid that forms at the end of a blunt. it appears when the tobacco wrap is overwhelmed with too much saliva (otherwise known as nigger lipping). it stains everything it touches! don't get it on yo polo.

person #1: whats this shit on my damn lip??

person #2: that's bludge you nig nog!

by muhnameizdrew February 1, 2009

budget

a code word for marijuana when you'd rather not make the topic of weed obvious.

The logic is as follows...
you get bud
you bud get
you budget.

can be used as a verb ''to budget'' or a noun ''budget''.

Stoner 1 - When we picking up that we-
Stoner 2 - BUDGET MAN! BUDGET! YOU GET BUD! REVERSE IT? WHAT DO YOU GET? BUDGET!!
Stoner 1 - woah, chill out dude, I was only asking when we were going to get the wendy house from my brother's...

by satirejs February 21, 2011

budget

a way to go broke methodicaly!

This years political budget!

by samydoot May 13, 2005