Blofeld

The awkward silence after someone has made a joke which is not funny (thus ruining any chance of further conversation).

I guess it was funnier in person, you guys just had to be there!

blofeldddd....

by charleskirtk April 21, 2011

Baloney Choker

A slang term or phrase for a queer, faggot, etc. Especially one who deep throats a lot of dick.

Look at that faggot in the pink pants and yellow shirt. I bet he's a real baloney choker!

by G-Ill October 23, 2011

Baloney Bonus

The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.

It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.

by Baloney Bonus June 28, 2012

Balone Passion

One Part Pickle Juice
One Part Mustard

Garunteed to get the dick hard and the pussy wet.

Shit mane get me some of that balone passion, baby.

by Kyle Snyder July 18, 2006

baloney slices

Big, wet stains under your arms, on your shirt.

Wow, did you see the baloney slices on that guy. A Drew and Mike -ism from WRIF Detroit.

by Mike in Milford July 23, 2006

Bloner

A line of cocaine snorted from the surface of an erect penis.

The back of the toilet was too disgusting so I invited my boyfriend back to do a bloner.

That homo always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black cock.

After two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!

by Akosh April 23, 2009

baloney pony chow hound

A person that loves sucking dick

Sarah is one hell of a baloney pony chow hound

by Big Hoss1993 March 12, 2018