stale bits

The cereal you find at the bottom of the cardboard box that had fallen out of the plastic bag.

I ate the stale bits.

by Benjamin Steele October 2, 2018

sea of blissful awareness

a place that is complete zen with no bothers or worries and the person is completely aware of this; can be a state of mind or an actual physical place.

"I remember lying in the forest with only the sounds of nature, wind blowing through my hair and leaves at my feet. Truly it was a sea of blissful awareness

by Fox In a Trance June 26, 2009

Itchy Man Bits

When ya balls is all itchy and/or chaffing.

Come over here and scratch my itchy man bits.

My itchy man bits are so sore.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Bliss

A bliss is a female with an amazing sense of humour, fun to be around and beautiful to look at. If you are lucky enough to know a Bliss you will never want to let them go. If a male finds a bliss, he has to be amazing and perfect just like her, in order for a Bliss to fall for him.

man 1: omg, i'd totally tap that
man 2: good luck mate, she's a bliss.

by benklsdyhkjbf November 4, 2010

Hangy Down Bits

A British slang phrase to describe the scrotum or sometimes the entire package (dick+balls). Used exclusively by women and children.

Daddy, how come that squirrel has such wee little hangy down bits?

by FastEddie August 8, 2005

post-piss bliss

That amazing feeling you experience after you have had to pee for an incredibly long time, and you finally get to the bathroom. The euphoria lasts for a solid three hours or so, depending on how long you've had to pee.

Girl 1: Damnit sam I really need to pee.
Girl 2: Too bad the nearest bathroom is an hour away!
(one hour later)
Girl 1: OH MY GOODNESS I'M EUPHORIC!
Girl 2: Are you experiencing post-piss bliss?
Girl 1: You bet your tits I am!

by QueenFatasse March 13, 2011

in bits

fucked, knackered, exhausted, broken, ugly.

1
Im never drinking again, Im in bits today.

2
Im never drinking again. That bird I mooched last night was in bits.

by womoma April 17, 2005