A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."
Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*
Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*
Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.
by Primo Jonez September 2, 2007
Get the I'd like to bridge your buns right open mug.by Skyler the gay kid August 1, 2006
Get the buns face mug.The act of using a flu stricken persons phlegm ridden diarrhea as impromptu lubricant to aid in stifling the abundance of friction being produced when engaged in violent masturbation.
Ex.:
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'
BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'
Wank: 'ok sounds good'
by Dgock March 8, 2014
Get the brunswick county car wash mug.Manuel: Hey, Philipp, mein Brunsrüssel ist 13,5 cm lang. Hab gegooglet, das ist ganz durchschnittlich!
Philipp: Alles klar Manuel...
Philipp: Alles klar Manuel...
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Get the Puncha yo buns mug.A massive shit that one has to take mid-afternoon. It was named after a co-worker who would always disappear for 20-30 minutes around 2 pm everyday.
Oh shit, I have a brunson brewing.
I've got to go take a brunson.
What a massive brunson I just took.
I've got to go take a brunson.
What a massive brunson I just took.
by Super esoteric August 3, 2008
Get the Brunson mug.A boys prep school located in Greenwich, CT. Brunswick has grades pre-K - 12th and is an all boys school. In high school (grades 9-12) Brunswick combines with Greenwich Academy (an all girls school) resulting in coed classes. Students at Brunswick often come from wealthy families in Greenwich, Rye, Stamford, and other surrounding towns. Although it is only a day school, Brunswick is considered one of New England's best prep schools. Graduates often attend universities including Stanford, Middlebury, Dartmouth, UVA, and Yale. Although famous for its incredible lacrosse, squash, and hockey teams, Brunswick also hosts excellent varsity teams including football, baseball, soccer, crew, tennis, water polo, cross country, wrestling, and basketball. Students at Brunswick are often much more cultured and educated than Greenwich's public schools, especially Central Middle School where all of the kids are complete idiots with no athletic or academic ability. Brunswick has a long history of academic and athletic excellence which they continue to this day.
Jim: "Are you applying to Brunswick School next year?"
Matt: "Ya, I really want to get in, Brunswick is such a good school."
Jim: "I agree. Brunswick is much better than Central."
Matt: "Ya, I really want to get in, Brunswick is such a good school."
Jim: "I agree. Brunswick is much better than Central."
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