Definitions by siconutter

Brunsrüssel 

German joke word for Penis.

Manuel: Hey, Philipp, mein Brunsrüssel ist 13,5 cm lang. Hab gegooglet, das ist ganz durchschnittlich!
Philipp: Alles klar Manuel...

Brunsrüssel by siconutter May 18, 2016

sicosexuell 

German slang for the preferation of nerds (so called "sicos") in bed. They don´t care about whether a person is good looking, they only find a person attractive who has some kind of nerd hobby e.g. Pokemon or Heartstone. On top of that, they feel attracted to subpar hygiene.

Emma: Have you seen this sexy boy?
Sarah: Who? You talkin´ about Manueljo?
Emma: Oh yes, I just love his smell and he´s playing Pokemon...
Sarah. Gosh Emma, I think you are sicosexuell! Urgh!

sicosexuell by siconutter May 17, 2016

Sicosnuts 

The word for balls too small too measure. People with sicosnuts never risk anything, are the pussies of all pussies.

Manuel: Hey boy, wanna gamble for money?
Farid: Nah, man...
Manuel: Well, you got sicosnuts! Not cool!

Sicosnuts by siconutter May 15, 2016