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bertie

Someone who makes up farfetched stories and events which ‘happened to him’
When confronted about this he will get very stressed and insist the event did happen, if you still say it didn’t he will go on to be abusive.

Someone who falls in love every 5 minutes with miscellaneous girls over the internet having not met them, or even spoken to them for long.

A user.

Someone who has their head so far up their own arse they cannot see the light, yet continue munching on their own shit until they believe it.

Someone who insists they are fit and awesome at life; yet could do with losing a few pounds and learning to spell properly.

Someone who likes to believe they have a large female 'fan base' and are quite simply 'the sex'. Yet, unknown to him most girls think he is a total twat.
guy: "omg mate i got mugged twice today, then hit by a car and stabbed"
mate: "dude, stop being such a bertie"

lad: "i dont know what to do!! i have all these girls after me, who shall i choose? they all think im so hawt!"
girl: "right...you're such a bertie!"

*who in their right mind would find him in the slightest attractive? arrogant cocky bastard, he's such a bertie*
by don't care? January 28, 2008
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bertini

it is a type of martini that is non alcoholic.
Lets just say you dont want an alcoholic martini. so, instead of saying "virgin appletini please." you say, "I would love a apple bertini!!!" YAAA

Robert!
by Kerah February 26, 2008
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Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant
i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!
by Blanchy November 10, 2007
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bertilious

A lot like fergilious but far more crazy and weird
That girl is so bertilious but she aint flirtacious
by Chantelle J January 28, 2007
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bertilious

Alot like fergilious but far more crazier and weirder
That girl is bertilious but she aint flirtacious.
by Chantelle J January 29, 2007
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burtito

Oh man, we are SOOOO drunk! Let's get some burtitos
by willykatse September 27, 2017
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beruit

drinking game in which two teams of two bounce a ping pong ball into the opposing team's pyramid of beer
I can't really remember anything past that last game of beruit last weekend.
by CL Hovey August 1, 2003
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