bert mccracken

Bert made me have an orgasm when I saw him at the Palladium.

FUCK YOU BITCHES........ HE'S ALL MINE... Mmmmm Mmmmm GOOD

by Choke Me November 5, 2003

bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

bert mccracken

Crazy ass mofo!He is the lead singer of the Used and probably the most A.D.D. ex pot addict and coolest lead singer ever.He is known to throw up at every show from screaming his lungs out and he's VERY well known to throw tantrums like a 4 year old over his gameboy which he adores.
He is grungy looking and appears as if he never showers, but he doesn't give a damn.

But Bert has a serious side too.
He also enjoys walks on the beach.Reading literature. Writing Poetry and Screaming in your face.

Gotta love em'

TheUsedFan #1: I love Bert McCracken, but he kinda scares me a little.
TheUsedFan #2: Tru Dat.Still a fucking awesome band though.
TheUsedFan #1: YUP YUP.

by Starishere November 6, 2008

Bert-jan

Bert-jan
: Bert stands for, not leaving some girl behind in the club without saying "bye cutie!"
: jan stand for, doing something diferent but in a flashiniss way of live

Bert-jan was a special guy, he needed his dog to survive.

"yeas! I finaly became a Bert-jan soldier, i feel great now. I would screem it of the rooftops
''did you see that Bert-jan guy, he is so sweet to girls and he looks verry flashy

by Bert-jan June 20, 2018

Bert

In the High Peak area of Northern England, Bert is used as a term of endearment for a person of any gender.

''Ey up Bert ye alreet?''

by TranPanTrashcan July 23, 2021

Q*bert

1. a cute little ball thats orange who jumps on cubes to change their colors; an 80s arcade game
2. A stupid fool who is ignorant

Oh, you're playing Q*bert again?
Brandon was such a Q*bert, he thought we was perfect when he is not.

by Frogger April 30, 2005