Beef

The male equivalent to the queef, where air exits the penis, however in this case is a result of excessive ejaculation or simply old age.

Also referred to as beefing.

1. I came so much that my dick is now beefing.
2. I'm so old that when your grandmother and I my make whoopie my wiener beefs.

by Shin Kintsurugi September 23, 2012

beef

1.Having a problem with some one.
2.Not liking someone.

You keep staring at me like you got beef.

by Tiara July 4, 2003

BEEF

A beef is very unfortunate.......

We all know what a fart is and a lot of us will probably know what a queef is (vaginal fart)......a beef is both of them together.

So as you squeeze out your regular every day fart from your butt, you also happen to release vaginal air at the same time due to you baring down thus creating a 'BEEF'.

Elson: "OMG I just strained to get rid of this fart and I did a queef too".

Cooke: Haha you dirty bitch, you just did a rip roaring beef!

by vous69 July 28, 2011

beef

when u wanna mess around wit sum one or when sum one else wanna mess around wit u

yo dat nigga wants to beef wit me

by infammizz February 14, 2004

Beefing

Especially smelly farts, particularly from a dog.

My dog, Mac, was beefing all night after stealing a slice of pizza

by Cassien0va July 27, 2019

beef

beef (v.): to flatulate, usually loudly and obnoxiously, and more than likely have a little mess afterward

example: "aw shit that nigga just beefed in his drawers, you"

by lipko March 11, 2004

beef

1) A type of meat
2)A park view sixth form term for pencil case

1) "i'm eating beef"
2) "Raj get off my beef"
"Just a minute while i get my beef out!"

by Reg February 4, 2005