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bathroom drinks

When you go to the bathroom at a bar and drink all of the half drank drinks that were left from random people that you find in the bathroom. You do this because they are free and mysterious, and it is guaranteed to get you more drunk.
I'm so drunk, I just had some bathroom drinks. I think one was a vodka tonic and the other might have been a long island ice tea, but who really knows.
by mysisterisamess January 9, 2011
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Bathrub

Verb: The act of masturbating (typically to orgasm) while in the shower/bathtub. Can refer to solitary masturbation, with assistance, or acts of voyeurism.
Solo: I had the most amazing bathrub this morning. I must have cum like three times!

Assist: My girlfriend gave me a great bathrub this morning. Totally helped my morning wood.

Voyeur: I bathrubbed while watching Naomi shower. She didn't notice I was doing it while showering right next to her.
by Iris Scavo March 22, 2011
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Bathroom Animal

A person (almost 99.999% of the time female) who spends an exorbitant amount of time in the bathroom. This individual often possesses a large amount of "bathroom equipment". A Bathroom Animal (BA) can be self-aware but often they don't care if others need to use the facitilites that they consider their natural habitat. Bathroom Animals can spend as much as 1,200 to 2,000 days in the bathroom over the span of their lifetime . *Estimate based on 80 year life expectancy and 1 to 1.5 hours a day in the "john". Many exceed this total and some wildlife experts believe that some BAs can spend as much as 5,000 days in a domestic bathroom setting.
Jesus.....we're going to be 30 minutes late for the event and I really have to use the toilet. I can't wait for that bathroom animal to finish up!
by Kmann March 14, 2015
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Bathroom Ballet

When two men stand back to back holding the other man’s dick Simultaneously peeing in the toilet while the other one aims for them. So one mans peeing in the toilet while the other holds and aims for them.
“So I was at the DG bathroom and some man offered to engage in a bathroom ballet. It was beautiful.
by Banana & Split April 7, 2022
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Shag Baton

'Man you should have seen her face when i got the old Shag Baton out........She was lovin' it'
by MongyMax December 1, 2007
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Destroyed the bathroom

When someone smells up a bathroom so bad from taking a shit it makes other people gag when they enter.
I wouldn't go in there. Who ever it was took a really smelly dump and destroyed the bathroom!
by cpetkunas April 20, 2019
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basorexia

(noun)
1. an overwhelming urge to neck or kiss
2. a strong craving or hunger for kissing

(adjective) -basorexic
I'm overwhelmed with basorexia everytime I'm around you
by rogerthat7 January 15, 2011
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