by pancit_fooL January 04, 2005
by Dr.Mathias June 03, 2009
What to do with an ass: Feed it milk, give it carrots, spank it if it doesn't sit in position, ride it.
"Honey, I have a carrot I can give to your ass today if you don't have any left."
"Honey, I have a carrot I can give to your ass today if you don't have any left."
by fab5ive August 11, 2003
by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003
1. Acronym for Attention Seeking Shit.
2. Soft and fleshy area of the external anatomy.
3. An animal who resembles George Bush's chest.
2. Soft and fleshy area of the external anatomy.
3. An animal who resembles George Bush's chest.
Guy #1: 'Hey everyone, i can lick my back hair!'
Guy #2: 'A.s.s.'
Betty: 'What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord.?'
*silence*
Betty: 'My ass...'
Guy #1: 'So thats what George Bush's chest looks like... i feel sorry for his wife.'
Guy #2: 'A.s.s.'
Betty: 'What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord.?'
*silence*
Betty: 'My ass...'
Guy #1: 'So thats what George Bush's chest looks like... i feel sorry for his wife.'
by rawr; jason June 03, 2007
by Anonymous June 25, 2003