ass-

An insignificant amount of something. The object in question is placed in the blank. Comes from the term ass change

Girl 1: I just ate a whole box of cookies!
Girl 2: How many cookies are in a box?
Girl 1: 10.. but they're big cookies!
Girl 2: That's it? That's ass-cookies!

Dude 1: I had to read so much for SOSC last night
Dude 2: How much?
Dude 1: 40 pages of Marx' Communist Manifesto
Dude 2: Thats it? Dude, that's ass-Marx.

Floridian: It's so cold outside!
Chicagoan: What's the temperature?
Floridian: 40 degrees with wind-chill
Chicagoan: That's not cold, that's ass-weather!

by Danny_bro_chill December 26, 2007

ass

a thing you saywhen dealt a bad hand in poker.

you are dealt a 5H 9D 2C JackS and AceH.

This is a hand that can be refered to as ass.

by DivineFist November 26, 2003

ass

a place too hide your pot or illegal drugs, as long as the police don't do a cavity search

he man my ass is loaded, i should go smoke some ass dope

by shadowed-blood October 1, 2008

ass

After
School
Special

I think everyone should watch ASS on Fuse

by pancit_fooL January 3, 2005

ass to ass

sex done with another couple at your back sexing themselves up also there for you are ass to ass

ya we are ass to ass ya our asses are touching and its not even gay

by Dr.Mathias June 3, 2009

ass

A donkey.

What to do with an ass: Feed it milk, give it carrots, spank it if it doesn't sit in position, ride it.
"Honey, I have a carrot I can give to your ass today if you don't have any left."

by fab5ive August 11, 2003

ass

the butt

Chloe has the sexiest ass...

by anonymous99073 January 6, 2007