no-talent ass clown

That no-talent ass clown's website has been nominated for best stupid annoying place to post stupid annoying things of the year again!

by quonsar May 5, 2003

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no talent ass clown

someone, usually famous, who has no right to be where they are.

someone who is glorified for no reason whatsoever

someone who is famous for being famous

a useless figurehead

george w. bush, paris hilton (note: i would still eat her ass for weeks), the toronto maple leafs, brad pitt, any cast member of "friends", shania twain, steven a. smith, steven segal (yes, i went there!), carrot top, jeff foxworthy and anyone who drives, works for, or is a fan of nascar---go fuck your sister

ryan" that charlie sheen is a no talent ass clown!"

by Whit Diesel April 25, 2006

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Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.

Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.

by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 14, 2010