When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"
"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
Get the Artificial Queef mug.I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.
by ArturKoz December 23, 2021
Get the Artificial Christmas Tree mug.when a person dislikes a certain food or drink they just say they allergic to it. Also known as type AA
by CaprisunJuicciee March 16, 2022
Get the Artificial Allergies mug.the most beautiful kind of bong, it's basically a gravity bong, but instead of a bucket of water, you tape a bread bag or plastic grocery bag or something around the bottom, airtight, and pull out as your burn...then take it all in in one hit! DO IT RIGHT AND YOU CAN GET THE WHOLE DAMN BOWL IN ONE HIT!!!
I hallucinated and thought I was a Power Rangers giant robot for an hour when I hit that Artificial Lung...
by John Scofield January 14, 2004
Get the artificial lung mug.A person who acts like a weeb (e.g. they obsess over their fictional crush, they wear cat ears, they always act like they're high on sugar, etc.), but doesn't watch anime. Instead, they probably fangirl over cartoons.
Dood 1: Hey have you talked with her yet? She's such an artificial weeb!
Dood 2: Lmao yeah, she's always talking about that series like it's the best thing that's happened to her!
Dood 2: Lmao yeah, she's always talking about that series like it's the best thing that's happened to her!
by Stuffzilla January 1, 2021
Get the artificial weeb mug.When you ejaculate into your ancestor's ashes and let the ashes get wet and doughy and use it as play-doh
Me: I just busted a nut into my grandma's urn and I use it as Artificial Play-doh
Friend: What the fuck.
Friend: What the fuck.
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