Armenian Hello

An Armenian Hello is when you are expected to go to a gathering of friends &/or family because it is something everyone assumes you would want to go to. However you don't want to go so you don't even show up to begin with & don't try to hide it or apologize, because you shouldn't have to.

Darcie: Are you coming to my birthday tonight?

Todd: The Jets are playing so I'll probably just do an Armenian Hello & watch the game

by DudeBromen October 22, 2020

Armenian Clinic

A clinic of one more more female women involving at least one Armenian . Blow and Ecstasy crucial for keeping Armenian penis erect.

Jon Calls Billy " Hey billy , theres two homeless women in Orillia looking for a clinic , a plate of food and a roof to sleep under. Bring the blow , i've got the coke for our ARMENIAN CLINIC"

by 69420jimbojones March 12, 2021

Armenian search

a searching technique that can involve questionably legal methods to find what one is looking for.

I saw a video of where a cop does an Armenian search and I had to look it up and see if they're allowed to.

by Mr. Downy September 1, 2025

Armenian Neck Job

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check

Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job

by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023

Armenian Oven

A sexual act where the dominant partner puts themself and the submissive partner under a blanket, covering the both of them with the dominant one on top. The dominant partner does whatever they can. Poop (smeared), urinate, cum, squirt, spit, smear ear wax, shoot milk, etc. Then the dominant partner takes the blanket and waves it in an attempt to dry their submissive counterpart off.

“Bro I gave my girl an Armenian Oven last night”

by AntwanWilsonIII November 15, 2025