anus bagel 

The sexual act of sticking a hot metal rod (curling iron, heated pipe, etc) into someone's anus, thus toasting the inside of their anus.

Upon removing said hot metal, their anus will look like a toasted bagel.

Hence the term, Anus Bagel.

"When Deev wouldn't sing with us, we threatened him with an anus bagel"
Toasty Anus
Anus

anus bagel by Spectre-Atlas December 14, 2015

anus beads 

beads inserted into the anus..usually for pleasure..beads strands can range from 4feet to 25 feet long...used by lesbians and gay men...or people who would like beads inserted into their anus...one should take caution while using anus beads...remove them slowly not like starting a lawnmower...

{anus beads}

anus beads by the great extender February 16, 2009

anus master

grand champion, and supreme master of the anus

when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.

anus master by Hakko November 23, 2004

Anus Arrival 

when you're waiting for a chick to come over and bang her.

ohh nicee nicee, i wish anus arrival would come faster..

Anus Arrival by The Arrival Team September 9, 2010

anus panus 

kcp term. anus panus. an obsession with butthole and penis.

mmm I love anus panus

anus panus by Anus Panus July 9, 2014

anus explosion 

when your anus explodes from a furious bowel movement.

I thought it would be a soft crap, but little did i know, it was an anus explosion.

anus explosion by MisterFister6969696969 July 29, 2016

Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.

Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.

Anus Danish by D1RTY DAVE and PLACIDALLOY May 30, 2019