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agnostic book of caustic

A book that rivals the bible in manner of words and format, but is done in an agnostic editorial style.
Man, don't preach to me till your read the Agnostic Book of Caustic.
by Dr Michael Shriverhelm February 14, 2014
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agnostic atheism all the way

Agnostic Atheism All The Way/AAATW/ aaatw

Agnostic atheists are atheistic because they do not hold a belief in the existence of any deity and agnostic because they claim that the existence of a deity is either unknowable in principle or currently unknown in fact.

For Dumb People:
Agnostic Atheists don't believe in god(s) because there is nothing obvious scientific there to make them think other wise and they are agnostic because there is nothing to prove that there is no possibility of a god existing.

Atheism for evolution and agnostic for the truth.

This is to be contributed to the unnamed war of the internet of atheism vs theist.
Person A: yo, what is your religion?
Person X: agnostic atheism all the way!
Person A: what the fuck?
Person X: you don't know what it is?
Person A: fuck no!
Person X: itsssssss..................
by theWorldMaker October 13, 2015
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Someone who has never made a decision in their life.
Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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Agnosticism

Not knowing or admittedly not being capable of proving or disproving the existence of a superior being or beings.

Either used to show a person as "sitting on the fence" or somebody who is certain that the existence of a supernatural being can't be proven or disproven.

Agnosticism is merely the "ism" for "Agnostic".
Agnostic: In THIS universe everything appears to have a cause. What if something outside of this universe, where the same boundaries don't apply, happened to have an input to the development of ours, perhaps even being as minute as starting a large explosion? Could we call this influence "God" or could we call it Science? Can we even prove anything like this happened? It appears my Agnosticism has deleted the boundaries for common religious arguing.

Atheist: *brain broke*
by Imanon May 9, 2011
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agnosticism

The acceptance that you do not know the answers to certian impossible questions.
dude: What is the unified field theory?
Polythiest: GODS + GODDESSES DID IT!!!
Monotheist: GOD DID IT!!!
Atheist: IT DOESN'T EXIST!!!
Agnostic : I don't know.
by waffle October 3, 2003
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Agnosticism

The only true sign of intelligence you will encounter from another human being.

A theist, or believer in God, will tell you that he ABSOLUTELY exists. An atheist (non-believer) will say he ABSOLUTELY doesn't.

Well, the last time I checked, it's been like 2000 years since God was reported to have talked to anybody, making it pretty difficult to prove. Besides which, all religion is predicated on faith (See also: Not supposed to be proven).

Prove he doesn't exist? Possibly the only thing harder to do. Besides the enormity of the task, there's the fact that anyone who ever took a logic class knows and that is that you can't prove a negative. You can only prove (sometimes) that something hasn't happened YET. It may still the next time.

So... you have a theist, an atheist and an agnostic... None of them really knows the truth about the nature of existence.

But only the agnostic is smart enough to admit it.
Agnosticism says: I don't know if there's a God or not... and neither do you.

Sleep tight.
by Madmann October 10, 2005
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agnosticism

belief that one is unable to tell if god exists or does not exist. the refusal to decide while one is still living. not to be confused with atheism.
I don't know if god exists, and I can't know until I'm dead so don't bother me about it now.
by awa1019 July 28, 2005
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