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Adontis

A very sexy black man usually very skinny but eats alot. Most Adontis’s have gay niggas named Michael as friends. They are also very very tall and super sexy
Adontis is so sexy we should be like Adontis
by True definitions9027373 November 25, 2021
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ur mom is adopted

This is the best way to win a fight against someone lol.
by jxyserr April 20, 2021
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Adoptive Family

Family by adoption. These people manage to be your "family" and "related" without sharing your dna.
My Adoptive Family is my REAL family. Im not going back to my stupid bio-parents.
by Anna Lynn Sanders July 28, 2010
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ADAPT

Where your school sends you for a few weeks when you’ve done something really bad or illegal but they don’t want to expel you. It’s a step above suspension, but below expulsion. Basically, a school full of people fighting, doing drugs, and drinking...
Guy: I gotta got to fucking ADAPT because the principal caught me hitting the pen in the bathrooms
by It's Me, Bitch September 12, 2019
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adoption

A 1.4 billion dollar industry in which American couples buy a baby from a third world country for $10,000 to $50,000 USD. There is a strong correlation between the price of the baby and the race of the baby.

During the selection process, every attempt is made to purchase a non-defective human.

Significant portions of the transaction wind up lining the pockets of corrupt third world government officials and shady the non-profit orgagizations involved in connecting the buyers of babies with the sellers of babies.
Angelina Jolie recently paid a lot of money in a shady Tijuana adoption transaction and she wound up getting ripped off.
by Stork Vangutenberg February 20, 2008
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double adapter

...a double adapter is one appliance that can have two plugged in....
a woman who takes one guy in each hole (double penetration) as the yanks so quaintly put it....
by mad dog January 16, 2005
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Adopted Twins

by Just a blk man December 21, 2008
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