dookie meat

lame. stoopid. booty. ass. no good.
that shit is dookie meat.
by ninjajim August 26, 2017
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cock-a-dookie

1.A phrase used to describe something that intensly sucks, occasionaly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd"
2. A word used to describe "nothing"
Guy #1:Man I can't beleive I got an F on the test!
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie
by Taveon March 14, 2008
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Cannonball dookie

A naked cannonball, where you poop (dookie) before you hit the water. Originated from a viral video, hosted on nothingtoxic.
by Stampitch November 05, 2010
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dookie pack

dookie rolled in the form of a blunt.
this is a signature pack that lil droptop golf cart smokes in his opp pack smoker series of songs.
"smoking dookie pack on the opps graves" - Lil Droptop Golf Cart
by ChubakaIsGay October 19, 2022
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Double Dookie

1. When one is about to get off the toilet after a bowl movement, then realizes it is not over.

2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.
1. You would not believe the size of the crap I just took; I thought it was over...but it was a double dookie, and just kept on coming.

2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.
by peezdets October 31, 2011
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Blast a dookie

1. To take a poo
1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.
by JD Christie February 26, 2004
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dookie log

n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass
Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!
by Lutron Deluxe April 27, 2006
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