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Selective No-ness

A skill that an urban dictionary editor engages when bombarded with attempts to define the name of an allegedly sexy and perfectly horny and delicious male or female, obviously posted by the girlfriend or boyfriend of that person.

Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.
God, another Toney?
Use your Selective No-ness, buddy!
by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010
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emo-ness

an adjective conversion for the noun emo which is used to label depressed or angry people
jhon : that kid looks pretty depressed

harry : yah his emo-ness is pretty compelling
by fraja December 23, 2010
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Loch Ness Peaker

A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.
Yo dude, check out that shit. It's peakin out of the water like the Loch Ness monster.
by beeyatch December 16, 2004
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Nessia

Nessia is the type of girl everybody loves. She has this big warm heart, and she’s always up for adventures.

At first, the Nessia will appear to the eye as a calm, sensible person. But once you get to know her- you will soon find out the she is secretly a complete lunatic, in the best kind of way.

A Nessia has this motherness in her, she always cares about her friends and takes care of everything and everyone.

She is often the most talented girl in the friend group and knows everything about cosmetics and art. If you found yourself a Nessia- forget about beauty salons, you won’t need them

anymore.

A Nessia is the biggest soul you’ll ever meet- and here’s an advice- if you’ve yourself a Nessia, you’re the luckiest man on earth.
I saw Nessia today, it made my whole day better
by Elioelioelio May 31, 2021
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Mr. Artist-ness

A distinct style usually depicting dark, introspective themes such as hunger or loyalty. In literature, the sentences may be archaic or passive. In visual art, it is characterized by greyscale with a blue tint, extreme detail and white or grey backgrounds. Common in all mediums of Mr. Artist-ness are badass medics in glasses, dragons, cool coats, artist abuse and copious amounts of extrememegaepicsauce. This style is completely devoid of prostitutes.
Hey, did you see that cool drawing of Faegan on deviantart yesterday?

Yeah, that picture reeked of Mr. Artist-ness!
by Plushers July 21, 2010
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ness

1. A character in the SNES game Earthbound. Later appeared in N64's Super Smash Bros, and Super Smash Bros. Melee, the sequel to the popular Gamecube game.

2. A good way to not be as funny, original, or clever as you might think. Many people will add "-ness" as a suffix to just about everything, to turn it into a noun. The most annoying of all uses is "coolness." While a select few may find this funny, almost everyone else agrees that it sucks.
1. When I play Super Smash Bros., I like to be Ness because he is one of the lesser known characters.

2. "Coolness." "Hotness." More like shut up, douche.
by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt September 6, 2005
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Ness

A fictional character. the cutest of the Super Smash Brothers trilogy character lineup.
Aaahhhhh look how cute Ness is, he just down-whored you!
by Tommy Juel March 15, 2008
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