by patatochipmaker7 July 26, 2010
Get the zongle mug.Any interaction, strange taste or smell, near-death-experience or other such event occurring in mainland China that is inexplicable to the foreigners experiencing it.
"Zhongguo" is the Mandarin Chinese term for China and sounds similar to the English word "jungle."
"Zhongguo" is the Mandarin Chinese term for China and sounds similar to the English word "jungle."
example one:
Person 1: "This is a city of 20 million people...why does the subway system stop working at 10:00pm?"
Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo, man."
example two:
Person 1: "What kind of meat is this? I can not tell what it is...and I only ordered vegetables..."
Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo. Don't ask questions and just eat it."
Person 1: "This is a city of 20 million people...why does the subway system stop working at 10:00pm?"
Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo, man."
example two:
Person 1: "What kind of meat is this? I can not tell what it is...and I only ordered vegetables..."
Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo. Don't ask questions and just eat it."
by Exzeebo July 6, 2009
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by Ching Chong the ling long June 8, 2017
Get the zing zong mug.A very charming guy with such good personality. You with always think of him as your personal Superman to the rescue.He will help you through all of your troubles with his good looks and advice. This is the perfect guy to spend the rest of your life with.
by Love Expert November 22, 2011
Get the Zhong Zheng mug.Similar to a 'zing' but a zong attacks the person a little more mentally, usually strikes down their self esteem a peg or two.
Woman: "I dont sleep with everone I meet, I am far from a whore"
Man 1: "Please its like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft with you."
Man 2: "Zong"
Man 1: "Please its like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft with you."
Man 2: "Zong"
by David "Infex" Whitehead June 24, 2003
Get the Zong mug.(noun.) A type of plant which grows in the remote region of Inner Mongolia. Commonly known for its toxic attributes, it is a plant which is deadly whenever found.
by thegreatestofemall April 5, 2003
Get the Zhong mug.zmonga is another way of saying "oh my god". it was supposed to say "ZOMG" wich is the gamer, or noob, way of saying "omg" (oh my god), but Chrissy aciddently typed, and obnoxiously blurted out "ZMONGA!" (ZA-MON-GUH)
by toriiiiii November 30, 2006
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