yahoo yahoo 

An internet scammer

When I grow up I want to be a yahoo yahoo

yahoo yahoo by Deebaby January 4, 2018

yahoo news 

Code name for porn.

Bob: "Why is it taking John so long to get ready?"

Bill: "I think he's taking a quick peek at some yahoo news."

yahoo news by TehPyro666 April 26, 2009

yahoo pool 

Exciting online pool playing for when you are either too high or cracked-out the next day to lift a pool cue.
Brilliantly lazy alternative to the real thing.

Q: "Do you want to go to Alder Park Bowling Club and play some pool?"
A: "Nah, I'm too fucked after all those drugs last night, I'm jut going to stay at home and play 'yahoo pool'."

yahoo pool by Diego July 8, 2003

yahoo therapy 

Someone who deals with their problems by asking the world on Yahoo Answers on a regular basis instead of going to a therapist or their friends/family, either because they have too many problems for them, don't want to pay, or have no life. People who do this probably kill themselves eventually anyways.

Jake has too many problems for therapists and his family/friends, so he does yahoo therapy once a day on Yahoo Answers to get through them on a daily basis

yahoo therapy by gonorrheeea December 14, 2010

Yahoo Boy 

An Internet Scammer from Nigeria

Who deceives foreigners (especially Americans) online to send him money and valuable items through various dubious means
They actually get quite rich thanks to the exchange rate of a Dollar to Naira (Nigerian currency)

ChiGozie: Abbas bought a new car

Muneera: yeah i heard so , Abbas is now a yahoo boy

Yahoo Boy by Alade August 14, 2021

yahoo bar 

A shit hole club/bar in shepparton, it is such a hole that you literally have to walk down flight of stairs to get in, then once you're in all there is to do is to get drunk off drinks you pay 3 times what they're worth, then to finish off the night you go into the sticky dance floor and try to pick up and fuck one of the drunk sluts grinding on anything with a heartbeat.

Male 1 - "hey man want to go down to yazzy this Friday?"

Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"

Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"

Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"

yahoo bar by Shep town boi February 3, 2014

Yahoo! Is you! 

A phrase used by only the most intelligent creatures in our multiverse.

Person 1 : You're dumb!

Person 2 : Yahoo! Is you!

Person 1 : *dies*

Yahoo! Is you! by jaquavious goofatron November 14, 2021