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working and jerking

to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.
Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"

Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"

Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"
by niggaslayer January 20, 2009
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working at the pyramid

A phrase coined by Frank Oceans song “Pyramids” used to describe someone who looks like a prostitute or escort
“ y’all see that girl over there? Yea she looks like she’s working at the pyramid tonight”
by Simply Lemonade October 6, 2020
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Warking

A ginger kid that plays runescape and feeds of making others look stupid by being a troll. He has become #1 troll of the runescape community and hasn't lost his touch since joining Ancient Fury.
Rudy v8: Alright bro what's the info?
Warking: Willowsrfun - fuckbitchesgetmoney
Rudy v8: ...511 days this isn't an AF account
Warking: Oh? Maybe you typed it wrong
BigTNutty: Rip Ely Rudy
Rudy v8: Fuck ya'll
Rudy v8 disconnected.
by FBPR247 December 15, 2010
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Working Up A Penrose

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.
Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
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workingoff

1. The act of pretending to work while at work. 2. Any and all actions conducted at work to get out of actually working.
Dude 1: Quit surfing porn at work and finish the spreadsheets!

Dude 2: I'm not!

Dude 1: You have been workingoff for the past two weeks!
by sad reality man August 3, 2009
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working for the weekend syndrome

A syndrome that consists of people , wether male or female , whos only objective is to reach the weekend. This syndrome can harm potential smart slackers.
Doodley :"Mozes has to finish those rocks with the commandments at some point, hes been gone for ages"
David : " yeh he's working on it , now hes just working for the weekend"
Doodley : " But hes been doing that for like 40 years"
David : "well then .. someone has working for the weekend syndrome"
Mozes: " I FINISHED OK , CUT ME SOME SLACK!"
by Jan Schreurs December 3, 2007
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working sunday

Sunday when you have to spend all your day in library, because you partied all week.
party friday, hangover saturday, working sunday...
by yo,,uk November 2, 2009
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