workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

by mheartstar March 10, 2011

mike tyson workout

this is when one tittie wacks a girl with his mandango untill climax is reached and apon doing so bitting off the ear of the cum smeared bitch

Ben must have been doing the mike tyson workout on Luise last night. He had that strange look in his eye and Luises tits are all brused and shes bleeding from the ears

by ZAkATTACK April 6, 2005

workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

by mheartstar March 9, 2011

pool workout

the act of grabbing someone's head and dunking it under water. The person recieving the pool workout usually deserves it.

I'm going to have to give you a pool workout you fuckstick!!!

by lextrip December 29, 2003

Workout ADD

Going to the gym to workout, but neglecting to workout and talking to friends to avoid working out.

"Why aren't you working? This is a gym, isn't it?!"
"I'm working out! What are you talking about?"
"It's like you have workout ADD or something."

by Simone Griffin December 30, 2011

workout whore

A lady who is a kick ass workout junkie.

OMG! I saw this woman the other day at the gym deadlifting 200 pounds barbell and she said she was in the 9th month of her pregnancy must be a workout whore.

by alwaysrxcffreak October 1, 2014

home workout

Somewhat strenuous exercise usually performed in front of a TV screen whilst a ridiculously enthusiastic , middle aged woman with a pony tail and leg warmers screams ' KNEES UP ...COME ON NOW!'. This self torture is most commonly practiced in the first few optimistic days of the new year , after which most decide that a doughnut, couch and box set of Breaking Bad are more rewarding.

Susan ' Yes , I'm getting in shape before summer. I bought the home workout DVD and everything!'

by hamaroxy March 13, 2015