Witch Pussy

pussy so succulent your body feels possessed.

Jennifer Lawrence seem like she has that Witch Pussy

by the converse monster April 29, 2020

The Rape Witch

Evil bitch that will sit you by her, torment you with her souless eyes, and when she's done taking away your happiness, put you in a corner in which you will never see another classmates eyes or hear the laughter of happy children. Often her room is referred to as "The Rape Dungeon" due to the fact it is secluded from the rest of the school and has no visible windows to look in on. Stay as far away from this woman as possible!!! She will find you, she will hunt you down, and she will kill you. Physical description is as followed: Dykish haircut, evil gap between front teeth that seems to suck you in, soulless pale blue eyes, saggy bottom, and heaving angry chest.

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by valleydyke96 August 19, 2012

Witches Swish

An shocking and unexpected bollock and cock washing bidet event caused by the accidental activation of an automatic or manual flush whilst seated peacefully in a public toilet.

Me: It was horrendous; The flush came rushing out of nowhere like an arctic tsunami and gave me a chilling Witches Swish .
Therapist: ?
Me: You know? When you flush your nuts by mistake.
Therapist: I think 'm gonna need therapy.

by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

Witch's Asshole

Severe Drought

Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.

by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023

witch brooming

To consume varying amounts of Acid, Ketamine, Codeine, Cocaine, Cialis, Molly, and Coconut Water in one evening.

Did you hear Bob and Jeff went Witch Brooming last night?

by Yomofuga January 16, 2016

Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020

Piss-witch

Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.

The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.

The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.

"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."

"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."

by secretsandpies November 11, 2015