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big walnut

all the kids there bully there district by calling it poor. they also think majority of the kids are dumb. big walnut is actually a decent school but not all of the people are decent.
Jim: woah you go to big walnut?!?
Tim: ya... bw isn’t so great. we’re all dumb and our school is poor.
Jim: i wish i went to big walnut!!
by schuulsucks3241 February 12, 2019
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walnut tree

Fat man called jack wilmot will break into your house, he will steal your fridge and eat it with his elephant mum
‘Yo g I’m moving to walnut tree’

‘Don’t, that fat man called jack wilmot will take your food’
by Walnut tree December 22, 2018
mugGet the walnut treemug.

walnut procedure

Using the index finger to stimulate the male prostate gland via the rectum, or in layman's terms, when a bird jabs her finger up your wrong 'un.
I can't sit down; my girlfriend performed the walnut procedure on me last night
by Will D Beast August 15, 2007
mugGet the walnut proceduremug.

walnut clit

A clitoris the size shape and appearance of a walnut. Unusual and only found in females with loose morals.
.. then i pulled my hand out of her pants cause she had a walnut clit.

Oh my word!
by Shooshbot October 14, 2008
mugGet the walnut clitmug.

Walnut Whip

My walnut whip's sore as fuck!
Did you give her one up the walnut whip?
by DuttyBanksy May 28, 2011
mugGet the Walnut Whipmug.

Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass
In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut
by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018
mugGet the Absolute fucking walnutmug.

absolute fucking walnut

What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
by Larry Machuto May 26, 2018
mugGet the absolute fucking walnutmug.

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