Flood Warning

What you say so people are prepared for the wave check.

Yo, if he didnt say “Flood Warning”, I woulda been drowned in the Splash Zone.

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019

Walking Eagle

Allegedly an old Native American term for a bird so full of sh*t it can no longer fly. In the last 10 years, this term has been applied to a number of politicians with comical and seemingly plausible back stories.

Senator Barack Obama was invited to adress a major gathering of the American Indian nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. he spoke of his future plans for increasing every native Americans standard of living, should he one day become president. He referred to his positive voting record on Native American issues as a member of the senate. Although the senator was vauge about the details of his plan he seemed very enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers and sisters". At the end of his speech the tribes presented the senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name-" Walking Eagle". The proud senator then departed to his motorcade, smiling and waving to the crowd. After his departure a local news reporter who was interviewing a group of chiefs who represented the Indian nations at the conference asked how they had selected the name they had given the senator, and it's meaning. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

by Mortis525 May 8, 2014

The Walking Dead

Comic series and now popular televison show on AMC created by Robert Kirkman. One of the best TV shows on the air today.

Person 1: Hey, did you see The Walking Dead last night?

Person 2: YES! I'm pretty pissed that my favorite character got eaten though.

by oceanic815 November 12, 2012

warning track

Female pubic hair. The dirt area near an outfield fence in baseball in known as a "warning track", because when the fielder feels it under his feet, he knows that he is approaching the fence. Female pubic hair serves a similar purpose to a mans hand, mouth etc.

"Once Arnold felt Aileen's warning track, he knew that fun time was about to be over".

by Penthouse Pauper June 19, 2010

walking meme

tom holland

tom holland is a walking meme

by tomsquacksons July 30, 2018

Arkansas Walking Crip

When you and 5 or more friends hire an elderly (must be 70 and older) prostitute with cane. As ritual in Arkansas the youngest male of the group must shove the handle end of the cane inside the vagina of the prostitute. If done correctly the prostitute will have a third "leg" which will assist her in walking. Also known as an AWC

*2 guys in a car*
Guy 1:Check out that prostitute!
Guy 2:Woah you see that cane! She's an Arkansas Walking Crip!
Guy 1:See knows her way around the block with a few guys.
Guy 1:She definitely got AIDS.

by cotajmahal August 28, 2012

2 minute warning

The feeling or sound that your gastrointestinal tract makes just prior to having a urgent bowl movement.

Oh Crap! I'm 5 minutes from work and I just got the 2 minute warning. I don't want to drop deuce on the roadside.

by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010