Waffle House Wendy

A defensive fast food employee that is ready to throw down whenever needed

"Bro, did you see how that Waffle House Wendy caught that chair!?"

by Karbman December 29, 2022

Top Waffle

In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggO™.

That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffle!

by SNIPE SHOW DANGLES December 24, 2007

taint waffle

A term usaliy used to insult some one about their saggy vaginia.

You fucking taint waffle!

by The1qwert November 22, 2013

community waffle

The corner prostitute with many venereal diseases that everyone on the block has been with

"Betsy here is known as the community waffle of Springfield."

by Wafflelover689 September 30, 2017

Wisconsin Waffle Iron

Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.

Hey, right before Mike quit, he gave the boss the old Wisconsin Waffle Iron.

by Petican August 5, 2019

topdeck waffle stomp

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

donkey on a waffle

To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.

(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)

"I'll be all over getting these reports done like a donkey on a waffle!"

by Dean Webb October 27, 2004