i'm waiting

When a teacher can't stand students' behavior during class, so they say this to solve it. Usually, this is a failed tactic.

*students talking during class*
Teacher: "I'm waiting."

by Research.nett November 5, 2019

I'm waiting for marriage

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.

"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"

by nate_2330 October 1, 2012

God's waiting room

Used to describe the area located at the base of North Brother Mountain in the Camden Haven on the Mid North Coast of NSW, Australia. The area contains many elderly people and retirement villages. One retirement village is accessed via a road named The Gateway, bringing many a chuckle.

There are so many old people here
Yeah, it's God's waiting room

by xBlessYoux June 14, 2019

Lady-in-waiting

A gay man, with any degree of femininity and/or masculinity, that is unaware of his homosexuality while it is accepted as common knowledge by everyone that has ever met him.

I wish Bob would finally come-out of the closet. His mother says she can’t wait for him to meet a nice man, but that he is in such denial.

Sally – He isn’t in denial because has no idea. He is still a lady-in-waiting.

by GayManWithGoodLooksAndWit June 13, 2009

mail waiting

When you spend hours waiting for mail by constantly checking the mailbox/your notifications.

Person A: *refreshes mail page*
Person B: You've refreshed the page 100 times.
Why are you still doing it?
Person A: I'm waiting for an acceptance e-mail.
Person B: May you please stop mail waiting?
I need to use the computer too, you know!

by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018

Dick in waiting

The extra dick in the room during any group sex setting. Typically this member will be less, or not at all, participatory. This can be due to a number of factors such as cuckhold, size envy, performance envy, lack of appropriate medication, ill-sized contraception device, excessive alcohol consumption, etc. this member will not likely be able to perform if needed.

While Shela was sitting on my face while Mary was riding cowgirl, poor John was just the dick in waiting.

by SexyJammies January 12, 2021

Why am I waiting?

You're waiting and you shouldn't be.

Joey: 'making food for everyone'
Tim: im hungry why am I waiting?

by jo pig August 7, 2021