Witch's Asshole

Severe Drought

Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.

by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023

Witch House

The best and one of the darkest genres of electronic that didn't deserve to die.

2022 will be the year Witch House makes a comeback!

by K-Dogg1 April 17, 2021

Witches Bwoo

An alcoholic beverage, a cool person, something that witches make.

"Minerva proved that she was, indeed the witches bwoo by concocting the best cauldron of wtiches bwoo this side of the Rio Grande."

by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

Angry Witch

An aggressive handjob. Where the giver scowls at the penis. Then at the end puts his/her head back mouth open. Like a baby bird waiting for a feeding..

I was in love once. He was mexican, or asian....I dunno something weird. We met in a k-mart bathroom and he gave me the best angry witch for hours...I dont think I will find true love like that again.. wherever you are Karl K. You the best.

Karl gives the best angry witch.

by Snootamaker November 27, 2018

Flamingo Witch

A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.

Guy 1: oh no a flamingo witch
Guy 2: that a vulture fuck face

by dumb names for stupid things September 10, 2018

Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020

The Rape Witch

Evil bitch that will sit you by her, torment you with her souless eyes, and when she's done taking away your happiness, put you in a corner in which you will never see another classmates eyes or hear the laughter of happy children. Often her room is referred to as "The Rape Dungeon" due to the fact it is secluded from the rest of the school and has no visible windows to look in on. Stay as far away from this woman as possible!!! She will find you, she will hunt you down, and she will kill you. Physical description is as followed: Dykish haircut, evil gap between front teeth that seems to suck you in, soulless pale blue eyes, saggy bottom, and heaving angry chest.

evilmiseryrapetorturesadnessThe Rape Witch

by valleydyke96 August 19, 2012