Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 1, 2018

Blue Waffles

Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)

Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!

Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.

by MyFriendHasAFootFetish July 17, 2019

dieggo waffles

a balicious shobe that gets sent letters from close friends

Wow, look at dieggo waffles over there

by MlemShobe November 19, 2019

_burnt.waffles

burnt waffles is a smexy mutual, although i worry about her sometimes. they seem to love james mcavoy idfk who that is but whatever makes her happy. she edits too we obv love them who wouldn’t? she’s smexy mutual 😍

_burnt.waffles is MY smexy mutual

by slingy May 31, 2021

Pog Waffles

A synonymous phrase for "nice" or "that's great" in a nonchalant way.

"Ms. Carly, you've been scheduled on shift this Christmas."

"Pog waffles."

by Lord Fabulous the 1st December 25, 2022

Give Aiden Waffles Day

On Give Aiden Waffles day, you give Aiden Waffles. Can be frozen or not.
June 17th

Here Aiden, some waffles. Happy give Aiden waffles day

by HeyThere2310 June 17, 2022

queef waffles

1. A delicious breakfast served with a side of punani farts or burps.
2. The sexual act of eating waffles through your vagina while licking a dogs front left foot.

1. This morning my girlfriend made me queef waffles.

2. You don't wana hang out with that girl, she spends her weekends doing queef waffles.

by borrito_man July 12, 2010