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virtual marijuana

once you cannot stop taking online quizzes/surveys, you are addicted to virtual marijuana.
Cathy: Lets go smoke some VIRTUAL MARIJUANA!
Ashley: Yea, but that one quiz site sucks...
by Ashley! July 24, 2006
mugGet the virtual marijuanamug.

Virtual Signalling

A term for the expression of being a tech nerd or crypto bros with the intent of communicating superiority or membership to an exclusive club.
Q: Jack doesn't even own a Bored Ape NFT, so why is he wearing a Bored Ape hoodie?

A: He's clearly virtual signalling, just like that time he changed his pronouns to curly brackets.
by badlearner March 2, 2022
mugGet the Virtual Signallingmug.

virtual activist

When your political activism begins and ends on the Internet.
I am a leading virtual activist because I comment on political things on Facebook.
by Lingomeister June 8, 2016
mugGet the virtual activistmug.

virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in a Virtual Reality game for example VRChat and Second Life.
A: "Hey bro! I just had some great erotic rp in VRChat"
B: "You are virtually horny"
A: "What?"
by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021
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Virtual shit

When you go to the toilet and keep browsing the internet but don't actually poop..you just relax unwinding with your phone in the privy underwear down
Dude I just got home from work and just took the longest virtual shit of my life..3 hrs straight
by Dr_shitposter December 25, 2021
mugGet the Virtual shitmug.

Virtual breeding

The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
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virtual twin

Two people born on the exact same day, in the same year, who despite having no blood-relation, understand each other almost telephathically.
That girl just gets me man. We act, think and feel exactly the same way. She's like my virtual twin!
by Adaephon November 24, 2014
mugGet the virtual twinmug.

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