In opposition to an arguement previously posted on this site, in a war between Sale and Hale, Sale would obviously win, i would first of all like to point out the mistakes in the previous arguement, Alty boys requires 7b's for 6th form. Also, although many people from Hale do attend both Altrincham Grammar schools, so do many sale residents, but the quality of a place cannot be measured by it's youth's academic achievement. Sale kids have way more street smarts than people from Hale, as we know not to go wondering around alone at night chatting up strangers and drinking on the streets, we get fake IDs and go to clubs;).
Hale is a repulsive place where all the poor little rich kids hang out who've got nothing better to do than complain about how they only have one jacuzzi and their parents wont buy them a private plane for christmas.
I should know i go to a school full of kids like this. These people think they're hard if they walk around dressed like chavs carrying plastic guns and they appear to think that the hair so fakely blonde, it's falling out and orange skin with handprints in is attractive; they are SADLY mistaken.
SALEE RULEES :D
Hale is a repulsive place where all the poor little rich kids hang out who've got nothing better to do than complain about how they only have one jacuzzi and their parents wont buy them a private plane for christmas.
I should know i go to a school full of kids like this. These people think they're hard if they walk around dressed like chavs carrying plastic guns and they appear to think that the hair so fakely blonde, it's falling out and orange skin with handprints in is attractive; they are SADLY mistaken.
SALEE RULEES :D
Resident of Africa; 'Hey who would win in a Hale vs Sale argument?'
Resident of Australia; 'Sale kids FTW'
Resident of Australia; 'Sale kids FTW'
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Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.
Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.
Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.
Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.
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Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.
Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.
Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.
If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?
Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?
Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.
Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.
Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.
Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.
Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.
Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.
Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.
If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?
Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?
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