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The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.
During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.
Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.
Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.
During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.
Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.
Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
That guy is in one hell of a video slump - today he made me watch a guy get smashed in the face with a guitar AND Pinocchio wiping out on a dirt-bike!
by Mollyownsmysoul March 17, 2006
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John Doe: Aw man, I'm in a video game stalemate on (insert game name here)
John Doe 2: How so?
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John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
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The most unsavory of thots. One who pretends to play video games just to get the hot beef injection but when asked about the video game knows absoloutly nothing about it. Usually seen rocking typical old skool video game tattoos on Facebook or Instagram half naked just for attention. A true shame to the gaming community.
Person one: look at that girl being a fucking video game thot
Person two: I know right. She gives a bad name to true gamers
DONT BE A VIDEO GAME THOT!
Person two: I know right. She gives a bad name to true gamers
DONT BE A VIDEO GAME THOT!
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Get the Video Game Sex mug.One of the top 10 inventions of all time. and people who belittle video games or video game players are insecure assholes that need to ridicule people so that others dont notice their own weaknesses.
You video game players are weak and have small penises.
Really? so ICE-T is weak?
ohh um' no
He plays PS2 for hours.
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bye, asshole
Really? so ICE-T is weak?
ohh um' no
He plays PS2 for hours.
umm, bye
bye, asshole
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