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unman

A man who has lost his manhood. Not a woman, not a man. an unman.
1: "What happened to Tom?"
2:"He's an unman now."
by grrraah. November 23, 2009
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unmasturbate

The secret process sought by all boys of puberty age after they discover that their eyes are going to cross, that they have given themselves venereal disease, and all the other various horror myths which adult men tell them about masturbation.
Buddy has been asking all his uncles on the sly how to unmasturbate because his crotch has suddenly begun to itch and he thinks he's given himself the clap.
by The Grottomaster June 29, 2011
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unmitigated

describes someone who thinks they're so perfect, they don't interact with anyone as to not influence them in any way
unmitigated andrew never ages or changes. dermatologists hate him
by pitsmgee December 13, 2016
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unmoderny

An adjective describing something which is not modern, i.e. old.
Ruth's outfit was sooo unmoderny, you can tell she visited the sales in Primark. The wench.
by Becky Sharp October 11, 2005
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unmoist

An old flaking urethra, and or anus. Mostly caused by an over-used pussy or asshole, but may be a side-effect of old age.
Steven's grandmother was unmoist, so his grandfather made Steven unmoist.
by Stormie Renee' May 25, 2008
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unmisinterpretable

Anything that is unable, or highly unlikely to be misinterpreted.
Jacob's evidence is unmisinterpretable, while Justin's argument could be twisted and misused.
by Winner in 217 October 13, 2010
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