The Ultimate burn is a highly offensive insult used by one person against another. Every person has at least one ultimate burn. It concerns whatever it is that that person feels most embarassed about, and therefore would feel the most pain by having brought up in front of others or in an insulting manner. In order for an ultimate burn to be verified, one of the following conditions must be met:
1. Someone who witnessed the Ultimate burn must say aloud, "Oh, Shit!"
2. Everyone who was within the vicinity of the Ultimate Burn must cringe and utter "Ooooh" under his or her breath.
3. Someone who witnessed the burn must call the person who delivered the Ultimate burn an asshole, dick, douche, or other deragatory name.
4. The person who the Ultimate burn is directed towards must tear up, or break out into an all out sobfest.
Once an Ultimate burn has been verified, the person who committed the Ultimate burn must acknowledge it by saying "Ultimate Burn," then apologizing and shaking hands with the victim of the Ultimate burn.
1. Someone who witnessed the Ultimate burn must say aloud, "Oh, Shit!"
2. Everyone who was within the vicinity of the Ultimate Burn must cringe and utter "Ooooh" under his or her breath.
3. Someone who witnessed the burn must call the person who delivered the Ultimate burn an asshole, dick, douche, or other deragatory name.
4. The person who the Ultimate burn is directed towards must tear up, or break out into an all out sobfest.
Once an Ultimate burn has been verified, the person who committed the Ultimate burn must acknowledge it by saying "Ultimate Burn," then apologizing and shaking hands with the victim of the Ultimate burn.
by Doug Cantwell, Joe Urgo June 27, 2006
42 is the ultimate answer
42 is the ultimate answer, the answer to life, the universe and everything
by michele is cool July 16, 2006
by JannieBelle January 07, 2014
you'll never find it out
you will never know the ultimate word
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A supreme mind-blowing epic male orgasm where the male quivers, his eyes roll to the back of his head in pure heart-pounding, compounding pleasure, he partially loses control of his entire body, one of his eyes squints with partial nerve damage as he momentarily loses sight, and then he instantly and fiercely erupts like a hyper-pressurized 500 PSI geyser or fire hydrant, and then finally drops motionless in utter shock and disbelief of his mind-boggling experience.
Big Brother:
Having a woman in your life is so much more than touting arm candy 🍬 and regularly enjoying 20 seconds of Ultimate Jizzbee. 100 times out of 100 she's still an imperfect mortal human and will eventually do things that irritate you.
Having a woman in your life is so much more than touting arm candy 🍬 and regularly enjoying 20 seconds of Ultimate Jizzbee. 100 times out of 100 she's still an imperfect mortal human and will eventually do things that irritate you.
by Lil Sean March 27, 2023
Getting a blowjob while the girl is driving. Setting the cruise control and you hold the wheel while she sucks it.
by Jollymando October 16, 2021
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