Mountain Tops

A slang term for breasts used by Jeff Mangum in his hit song "Communist daughter"

Semen stains the mountain tops

by The Chalk Bandit December 20, 2010

Topsfield

A town in MA, pretty boring. No stores, just creepy stalking old men and pissed off kids.

Sean: I live in Topsfield
Evan: I live in Medford
Sean: Oh really?
Evan: Yeah

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey June 29, 2011

TWoP

A website that covers popular t.v. shows with really long, boring recaps, usually in excess of twelve pages or more. Its forums are over moderated, and you can be banned for any reason, but make sure you buy some merchandise, and wear it out in public, because you're using bandwidth.
If you go there, make sure you find the Hoyay in everything, especially when it isn't there at all.

Miss Alli's recaps of The Amazing race are teh coolest! Not everybody can make fun of a wife-beating bastard like she can! Oh crap, I'm off topic, and she banned me. Dammit. Now I'll have to get a life.

by Banned fo' evah January 9, 2005

twipster

A hipster that uses twitter, a social networking site, extremely often. A twipster will most likely "tweet" about various aspects of the hipster movement especially indie bands concerts and events going on in Williamsburg, Brooklyn (the hipster capital). A twipster may tend to make many of their "tweets" ironic.

Kat is such a twipster, she's constantly tweeting links to concerts in Williamsburg and images of American Apparel models.

by RWfreckles June 19, 2010

Twos up on a bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:

Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?

by christophe August 4, 2004

twosie in the bank

v. to need to poop, usually soon.

"Geez Hilty I got a twosie in the bank!"

by Delta Sig January 3, 2008

Tops

I'm gonna be fucking late so don't be mad

Bro I'm gonna be 10min tops

by Ppparker December 20, 2017