The_Straight-Edge_Donkey's definitions

Drugs

Something people use to get high. Most religious people don't use it, although many do. It is a personal choice (although I don't believe in them). They are natural, but are rather unhealthy.

Sean: Why is that kid screwing that chipmunk?
Evan: Drugs, probably

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey July 11, 2011

Perp Itna

A word used to define posers, or wanna be's. For example, someone who thinks anti-prep means not being confined to one corporate clothing line. (WTF????) Someone who does not realize that they are actually a prep. Believed to have been originated in the song "Perp Itna", by Straight Edge.

Girl 1: I love The Misfits!!
Girl 2: Do you know any of their songs?
Girl 1: uh....
Girl 2: What a perp itna

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey June 29, 2011

Justin Bieber

A singer, with maybe slight talent. His musical ability is actually kind of enjoyable. But it is ruined by his lack of ability for lyric writing. He often is hated for being a "pussy" which isn't the kindest thing to say ever. 90% of his fan base are 13 year old girls, the rest are 3 year old girls.

Boy: That music is kinda catchy. Who is it?
Girl: Justin Bieber
Boy: oh... nevermind

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey June 29, 2011

sex

The word with the most definitions on Urbandictionary.com/

Little bratty boy: What is sex?
Big bratty boy: Look it up on Urbandictionary.com

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey July 7, 2011

Topsfield

A town in MA, pretty boring. No stores, just creepy stalking old men and pissed off kids.

Sean: I live in Topsfield
Evan: I live in Medford
Sean: Oh really?
Evan: Yeah

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey June 29, 2011

Police Brutality

The crueslest, most sadistic crime against humanity. Especially when that same officer wins Policeman Of the Year

Drake: Did you hear about the kid who was killed? By the NYPD? Talk about police brutality.
Evan: Yeah! It's really sad. The officer one policeman of the year...

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey July 6, 2011

Hangnail

A punk band from Kenosha Michigan. It was created when the members were but eight years old. It was then called Say What. They released three albums, Hangnail, Facing Changes, and Transparent before breaking up in 2003. The released two Eps, The Acoustic EP and Hangnail, which are both very rare.

Sean: My favorite band is Hangnail!
Ben: Who the hell are they?
Sean:...?

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey July 6, 2011