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Topsfield 

Along with the rest of the Tri-town area, (Middleton and Boxford) it's among the most boring places to live in Massachusetts. I kid you not, small town, nothing happens, everybody knows everybody. Population like, 4 (okay more like 6,000 but whatever) Pretty much no retail or touristy attractions, only the Topsfield Fair which is the oldest fair in America and only comes once a year.
Word of advice: When driving through downtown Topsfield,do not blink. You will miss it.
Topsfield by Ever_so_sweet9 September 30, 2005
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A place where you can get basically any drug on a moment's notice.

You can find homosexuals, rednecks, and even an ape here.
It's said to have the second Harambe!
Person A: "Have you heard of Tofield?"
Person B: *laughing* "Isn't that where the second Harambe lives?"
Tofield by yourfavouritebrunette January 5, 2017
Home of the legendary T-side massive , it is a lovely countryside village housing around 2000 mandems, It is one of the most booring places ever to exist. People throughout south london live in fear of the tatsfieldians and pray regulary that they do not leave the village and rampage like back in 1984. Many dirty breddahs lost thier lives
John: yo brrrap Tatsfield is a bare massive city u get me lets go fiting
Henry: yer we gona get ours manz out tomorrow which is 3 breres
Tatsfield by you are not a jedi yet September 10, 2006
small hick ass town where guys jack up their trucks and vape in order to compensate for their little ass dicks
Girl A: "damn I think that guy in that stooped up truck is hitting on me"
Girl B: "what the fuck bitch, he's from Tofield and we all know what that means, they never get any ass so they gotta dick down 12 year olds"
Tofield by fuckbitchesgetturnt January 5, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004