turnip for what

Euphemism used to describe a low key but fun event with family and friends where vegetables are served.

I’m going to turnip for what at mom’s house tonight.

by Luz@3leches September 24, 2018

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Turnip conversation

A debate where you discuss a topic for a very long period of time, while still not managing to come to any sort of agreement.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.

Oh no...are we doing the turnip conversation all over again?

by jezevec December 4, 2018

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Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.

I f*cking hate turnips!

by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019

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Turnip

A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.

Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?

by Chief Wombat December 2, 2019

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