A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019

Hairless turnip

Another word for scrotum; balls; testicles that’s shaved

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip.

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Trey Turnips

Trey Turnips was a very famous turnip seller during the 1800s. He was famous for popularizing the root vegetable among royalty

Thank you Trey Turnips for showing us how great root vegetables like turnips are!!

by Turniker June 9, 2025

Turnip snouts

Dismay or shock upon learning of an event.
Can also be used positively, similar to "bollocks"

"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"

by Raedellion September 18, 2023

Turnip Synergy

Misnomer for the increase in productivity seen between employees communicating face to face in the office, or having "turned up", rather than relying on communication via E-mail/Zoom/Teams.

"We're seeing improved delivery because of turnip synergy"
"Yes, but most employee's still prefer the freedom of working from home"
"Gotta find another way to crush their spirit"

by DB the man September 4, 2024

Turnip conversation

A debate where you discuss a topic for a very long period of time, while still not managing to come to any sort of agreement.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.

Oh no...are we doing the turnip conversation all over again?

by jezevec December 4, 2018

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022