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Hairless turnip

Meaning scrotum or referring to a male genitalia; balls; shaved testicles
You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip
by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020
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Turnip

A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.
Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?
by Chief Wombat December 2, 2019
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Turnip

Wow, he must be a Turnip
by Turnip dabeat December 13, 2019
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Electric Turnip

Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.
Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.
by Perfesser_Bear July 16, 2016
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Turnip hexagon

Someone who is a real Scout Boom Boom
by Bowagek February 4, 2021
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You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"
"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"
by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022
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Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.
Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.
by Ruby Taco April 18, 2018
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