Turnip

Dude, I totally pulled a turnip on Alicia! Tasted better than I thought.
by Turnip conveyor August 08, 2024
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You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"
"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"
by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022
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Turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 05, 2020
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pink turnips

I love to eat pink turnips
by Getbigpussy March 30, 2011
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turnip ip ip

turnip ip ip is a meme
is turnip ip ip a meme
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by Phu The Writer June 28, 2022
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Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.
Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.
by Ruby Taco August 22, 2017
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