non-deterministic turing machine

A machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. It knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. I didn't know what to write here, so I asked it, it gave me this response.

Guy1: What do they keep in area 51?
Guy2: The non-deterministic turing machine. They don't want you to know they have it, but they've been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for YEARS!
Guy1: Dude, you're fucked up.

by vaxt February 1, 2006

flesh turbin

1. the wrapping of one's satchel (i.e. scrotum) with anger or disgust as an act of defamation around another person's head until they pass out, like from a choke hold.

Did you see that dumbass try to merge on the freeway at 35 mph...she needs a flesh turbin and maybe she'll wake up with her foot on the accelerator.

by jagerhall March 24, 2011

Hot Tubbing

When you talk to someone too much and go over the top to be nice to them and continue the conversation until you eventually invite that person over for a hot tub later that night.

Oh look at that dude, he's totally hot tubbing him.

by hillydilly July 2, 2012

Extreme Tubing

Extreme sport involving a quite large inner tube, and a pool to jump into. You jump off anything available, pull a crazy arial maneuver, stick it by landing in the pool safely on the tube.

Harold: Holy fuck! Did you see that! I pulled an inverted 180 Sky Scratcher!
Sean: Fuck yeah I saw that! Extreme Tubing rocks!

by benormous May 4, 2006

face-tubing

The act of facebooking and youtubing at the same time. Often a form of procrastination used by students. The term originally came from a misuse of both the word facebook and youtube by linguistics professor Marcel Danesi at the U of T during an ANT100Y1Y lecture.

1. Yo stop face-tubing and get on msn!

by enterthematrix April 23, 2007

Turning knobs

The act of performing handjobs for money, primarily nominal renumeration and often in parked cars at Walmart, Target and the like.

Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.

by AngelFace42 June 12, 2018

turbinate

the thing that swells and makes you unable to breath and sleep at night

dad: why arent you sleeping?
kid: because my turbinate is a being a female dog

by some random account lol September 22, 2020