ass trumpet

A fart so loud it sounds like one is playing a musical instrument out of there ass

Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank

by Stephen Siciliano January 17, 2004

trumpet player

A trumpet player is someone who:
a) plays the trumpet. obviously.
b) kisses amazingly. Trumpet players not only have the strongest lips in the entire marching band, it makes them great kissers.

- "Oh i heard you hooked up with Timmy on Friday...Is he any good at kissing?"
- " Of course he is! He plays the trumpet. You do know what they say about trumpet players don't you?"
- " Of course, they're the best kissers."

by soapylemon March 20, 2009

Swedish Trumpet

A blowjob at Ikea

After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.

by Wufpup July 12, 2009

Trumpertantrum

When donald trump flips shit because something didn't go his way

Trump: Ted Cruz can't run for president he was born in Canada.
Cruz: Donald stop with all these trumpertantrums you've been having.

by Doovyn October 5, 2016

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

trumpertantrum

When someone loses an argument, and he has a meltdown in the style of Donald Trump.

He couldn't debate the substance, so he had a trumpertantrum.

by valuepack October 5, 2016

Trumpertantrum

the emotional outburst generated by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump when he has a setback or doesn't get his way. This happened when Fox refused to exclude Megyn Kelly as moderator for one of the Presidential Debates, and when he accused Ted Cruz of election-rigging after coming in second place for the Iowa Caucaus. This term was originally attributed to Ted Cruz and does raise some interesting questions regarding the emotional fitness of one candidate to be president. Let's face it, Trump has no emotional filters! How presidential is Trump? The term is a compound word pun on Donald Trump's last name ("Trumper" for "temper") and and "tantrum."

Linked Words: emotional, outburst, Republican, presidential, Iowa, caucus, Donald, Trump, candidate, filters

Question: How does Donald Trump deal with defeat?

Answer: He throws a Trumpertantrum!

by Disillusioned Dem October 5, 2016