Tong toucher

When someone is so impatient at the buffet line that they keep crossing and touching other people's tongs.

That chubby tong toucher was acting like it was the last supper and the food was going to run out.

by Kajungold May 17, 2018

baby butt toucher

Your friendly neighborhood pedophile

don't trick or treat at that house or the baby butt toucher might have a go at you

by HeilDrMario June 21, 2014

touche bag

n. sack or sports bag purpose-built to carry fencing swords, mask, uniform etc.

Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?

Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!

Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.

by gnostic1 July 16, 2011

touched

1. flattered, honored

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

3. crazy

This guy here is a little touched.

by Light Joker November 8, 2006

Touché Raise

After winning an argument with a stunning comeback, a touche raisé is the act of raising your cup or glass to symbolise that you have won, usually accompanied with a smug expression

Larry David: (stops Conan in mid conversation) Is this my water?
Conan: You can have done that as I was talking
Larry: I could of b..
Conan: You didn't have to say WAIT WAIT WAIT
A lot of guests reach over as Conan is talking
Larry: How could I know that it's my first time on the tonight show
Conan: And your last (Conan lifts up his cup and performs the touché raise)

by JonesyNorthWales92 June 28, 2009

Troche

Atrocious (abbr.)
The next logical progression in the 'bad' meaning 'good' slang milestone.

Meaning: of an exceptionally high quality or intrinsic value.

Silence of the Lambs is so freakin' troche.

by Dr. Knockerfrank May 5, 2011

touched

to get stabbed

RV: How many times have i touched them kids, the whole opp block's been molested

by artz.IM March 11, 2020