Pube Trees 

When you have sex with a female with a lot of hair down under, and you ejaculate on the hair which makes little white beads on the ends.

James: "Holy crap baby, I'm bout to bust a load!"

Katie: "Pull out man! I don't wanna get pregnant!"

James: "There we go.. Now you have Pube Trees"

Pube Trees by Ilikeurbottleofrum March 25, 2009

Shakin' trees 

To jam music really loud, dance, tear up a rug, and make some noise.

1: Jammer: My neighbors must hate me, I've been shakin' trees all night.

2:

Guy 1: Damn look at that girl on the dance floor.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's shakin trees right now.

Shakin' trees by TigerMun April 27, 2013

Happy Trees

The expression Bob Ross said when painting a pair of trees. For Bob felt that painting just one tree would make it lonely, by painting another next to or near it, said trees would become friends and become happy. this is why we love bob ross

ok now lets make so Happy Trees here, in your world trees can have as many friends as you want.

Happy Trees by Bob Ross is my baby daddy May 10, 2019

As long as the trees grow 

Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"

As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.

As long as the trees grow by musicishigh November 7, 2016

Flower between trees 

- A short girl between two tall men, usually a caption for pictures
- good height jokes

Friend 1: Look at those two guys, they look about 6 foot tall

Friend 2: Yeah, we can put our short 5"0 girl friend between them to compare heights
Friend 1: Yeah it looks like a flower between trees

Flower between trees by Jessalynn Levinson October 2, 2017

fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

fucking two trees with the same cock by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

Big ass trees 

Really fucking big trees

Ima shove lots big ass trees up your ass if you don’t shut

Big ass trees by The real Jose October 24, 2019