torching the cop car

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.

Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

by The Duck from Aflac July 12, 2011

chocolate torch

step 1: shit in her puss
step 2: possess plunger
step 3: plunge the feces out of puss
step 4: hold plunger like the olympic torch
step 5: shove in face till soffucation arises

mitch gave a chocolate torch like a hot cake on easter

by Raoul Regumba June 18, 2008

toremori

a term used for PERFECT MATCH.

oh my gash! they're so toremori.

by codexe May 27, 2021

Crack Torch

A regular lighter set to the highest flame. Used for smokng freezers or crack but its funny when someone uses it to light a ciggarette

*lighting a smoke*, "yo nigga, u got ur crack torch burnin up!"

by Jewl March 6, 2005

Jelly Belly ToeCUMdokered

Jelly Belly ToeCumdokered refers to when
a Obese woman gets gracefully fucked in her
jelly rolls.
The man takes his Penis ( male organ ) and sweetly
makes love the rolls while the womam sings the lyrics
to unwritten by natasha bedingfield.

Hey Francis ... i totally Jelly Belly ToeCUMdokered
Juanita last night !

by Jason Evanier October 21, 2007

Torching

Sticking a blowtorch up your ass and turning it on. Basically the new way to vape

Person 1: Yo you ready to go torching?

Person 2: Yeah man I’m sick of vaping. Let’s torch one up.

by TorchNation January 16, 2019

Toree

an awesome person who knows all about fashion, friends, whats in and whats not, have a ton of friends, are very social and are the coolest people ever.

"Wow! She's cool! She's a Toree."

by Toree14 June 18, 2008